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Episodes

Dec. 12, 2019

54- Star Wars: The Last Jedi

It's time to let the past die.... kill it if you have to. We've taken Kylo's words to heart and we're deleting every episode before this because nothing else matters after this. Ryan has finally watched the Last Jedi and his has some opinions on this, th...
Dec. 5, 2019

53- Knives Out

This week, its a mystery who's even behind this rather suspicious episode. Well... just kidding, it's the usual suspects and they're up to no good as well. The boys talk Knives Out, the first in our two-part Rian (yes with an i) Johnson films (the other ...
Nov. 28, 2019

52- Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Jedi Fallen Order

Baaaaaa... da da da da da duummmmmm. Star Wars season continues and we have a heaping Thanksgiving helping of fire Star Wars content this week. Ryan watches the Force Awakens for the very first time (and sort've liked it?)  The boys also review Star Wa...
Nov. 21, 2019

51- More Mandalorian & Death Stranding

That's right folks. We did it again. A sequel!! Those are popular right?! We talk more Mandalorian (which is awesome) and Death Stranding (which continues to be awesome, now that one of us is over 20 hours into it).  A news rundown, Nicholas Cage is st...
Nov. 14, 2019

50- Death Stranding, The Mandalorian

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Monster Energy Drink Company survived a ghost/explosion related apocalypse? Have you ever wanted to throw grenades made of your own poop/blood at a ghost? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be ...
Nov. 7, 2019

49- Spider-Verse Sequel, A Link to the Past

This episode really vibed with us. Is that what the kids are saying nowadays? Okay boomer. Anyways the boys may be out of touch but that doesn't mean that you have to be. On a week were not many new releases happened (literally none) enjoy this mostly ne...
Oct. 31, 2019

48- Zombieland Double Tap

Let's kick some dicks. Or... Time to nut up or shut up. Or whatever it is that Woody Harrelson says that rhymes. This week we have our annual Halloween spooktakular episode, where we review the surprisingly delightful Zombieland Double Tap, talk about th...
Oct. 23, 2019

47- El Camino

They're back. And it's not been six or maybe seven years, no the boys are back. Did you have a satisfying conclusion the last time around? Did you want to know what happened in the 48 hours after the last podcast? Well, you may never find that out, but y...
Oct. 16, 2019

46- The Addams Family (2019)

Da-da-da-dum. Snap Snap. The boys are back folks and it's time to get spooky AF. What're they up to this week? It's the Addams Family animated feature film and it's fantastic (Jake thought so, Ryan, not so much). But this episode is a thoroughly enjoyabl...
Oct. 9, 2019

45- Joker

Here it is folks... the most "controversial" film of 2019, Joker. Is it incredible? Is it a reinvention of cinema as we know it? Is it a call to action for disaffected people in a society? Is it JUST another comic book film?  Well... the boys go all in...
Oct. 2, 2019

44- Link's Awakening, Between Two Ferns

Possibly one of our raciest, and most heavily edited episodes yet. Or... perhaps not edited enough some would say. Want to learn more about the boys this week? Want to learn more than you perhaps really wanted to? Either way, happy new year to our podcas...
Sept. 25, 2019

43- Ad Astra

This week the boys talk Brad Pitt and Tommy Lee Jones- one of the most tired looking men on planet earth, or even Neptune. That's right everyone, Ad Astra has hit theaters and if you're like most of the U.S., you probably didn't go see it. But we did! Wh...
Sept. 18, 2019

42- Men in Black: International

This week the boys talk how Nintendo is on some nonsense once again, the cast of the Suicide Squad being announced, how LeBron James is trying to trademark Taco Tuesday (see we can still use it because he got denied) and MUCH more.  They also talk abou...
Sept. 11, 2019

41- IT: Chapter Two

Are y'all ready to get spooky? The boys are back and they're ready to talk some clown shit. Some serious clown shit. We're talking Pennywise- the million year old crab monster/alien/clown that returns every 27ish years to terrorize a small town in Maine....
Sept. 4, 2019

40- The Boys, D23

The boys talk about Amazon's The Boys, and Disney has a big trailer and announcement extravaganza with their D23 showcase.  Sorry if you pick up on a very wobbly microphone.  Almost Accurate is a weekly pop culture podcast hosted by Jake and Ryan who...
Aug. 21, 2019

39- Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, No Man's Sky Beyond

Let's ask all of you a question, if you found some cold-ass soup in your fridge and you didn't know who made it, would you eat it? Would you just dig on in while your friends are screaming at you NOT to eat it? Yeah... didn't think so. Does that come up ...
Aug. 14, 2019

38- Hobbs & Shaw, The Boys (Part 1)

Fear the glockenspiel. The boys are back. What're they talking about? More of the Boys. Specifically Amazon Prime's The Boys, and also some other boys. What're they called? Hobbs & Shaw.  Spoiler alert: both are excellent (at least according to Jake). ...
Aug. 7, 2019

37- Summer 2019 News Roundup

We're back baybayyyy... no seriously. We didn't go anywhere. Maybe one of us left for a little while but we're back, and we're back with all (aka most) of the news that we've missed as we've taken our own European summer break. Did some news happen over ...
July 10, 2019

36- Spider-Man: Far From Home, Gato Roboto

On this week's action packed episode, the boys thwip their way through a review of Spider-Man: Far From Home, talk about the new minimalist metroidvania game Gato Roboto, and discuss the oddities of a certain Durham-based burger joint. Seriously, this pl...
July 3, 2019

35- Toy Story 4

The boys return to a childhood favorite, with this week's Toy Story 4 review. Is it our most family- friendly episode yet? Almost certainly not, you already know what we're about if you've listened for this long. Is it an instant classic? Every week my f...
June 26, 2019

34- Murder Mystery, Detroit: Become Human

The boys are back, and guess what, they didn’t feel like sitting through Men in Black: International this week. What’re they gonna do instead? Well, you’re about to find out because this is the episode description for the podcast after all. This week is ...
June 19, 2019

33- Raising Kratos

This week, on what will surely be remembered as possibly the finest ever moment on the podcast, the boys sit down with Cody and have an open, honest, and earnest discussion about what it means to be a creative person, and what it means to suffer for what...
June 12, 2019

32- Dark Phoenix

The movie all of you (statistically, based on the box office numbers suggest this isn't the case) have been waiting for, the finale of the X-Men saga (somewhat) Dark Phoenix is finally upon us. No negativity of media, release dates being pushed back, or ...
June 5, 2019

31- Brightburn

So... the movie that asked "what if Superman bad?" Guess what, it's finally here folks. And oh boy... what a surprise this was. The boys work through the gore and emotional trauma that Brightburn has left in its wake, and believe it or not, they've got s...